tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
|do people casually refer to friends as cunts as a term of endearment in Australia?|
Not everyone, particularly in the older generations, but the majority of people in my age group absolutely use it as a term of endearment. In my experience, if you’re not being an outright foul-mouth to your friends, it’s not true friendship.
A few examples (bail out now if the word is distasteful to you)
"Oi cunt" = "Hey friend!"
"Ya fucking mad cunt" = "You are a wild and beautiful spirit"
"Nah cunt." = "No thank you, friend."
"Yeah, nah, cunt" = "I love you but that suggestion is terrible, I am not getting involved".
"What a loose cunt" = "What an awesome and brave person"
"Ya sick cunt" = "You’re crazy and I love you for it."
"You wot, cunt?" = "Sorry, say that again, I didn’t quite catch that."
"Cuuuuunt" = "Friiiieeeend"
Oh, I forgot one:
"Ya shitcunt" = "You have disappointed me, friend."